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Two officers caught discussing oral sex over police helicopter's loudspeaker system
25 June 2015

A conversation between two police officers in which one asked the other to perform oral sex was inadvertently broadcast from an official helicopter.

The officers were on a routine patrol in the helicopter when its loudspeaker system was accidentally turned on. A subsequent conversation between the two men was then heard by members of the public below in Winnipeg, Canada.

One told CBC Canada an officer asked: "Can you give me a blowjob?" The other is then said to have replied: "You have too much body hair."

Police are now said to be considering disciplinary measures against the officers involved. The officers are said to have been unaware their conversation was audible to the public due to the noise from the helicopter.

Winnipeg Police tweeted after the incident on Monday evening: "Please accept our sincerest apologies for last night's conversation that was broadcast via A1. #whoops".

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Watch CNN Confuse a Bunch of Dildos and Buttplugs for an ISIS Flag
By Tom McKay
June 27, 2015

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It would be chilling if true: a man flying the black flag of Islamic State at a London gay pride parade.

Unfortunately for CNN's Newsroom, whose substitute anchor Suzanne Malveaux devoted a breaking news segment on Saturday to alleging just that, the "ISIS flag" in question is not actually an ISIS flag. It is a crude parody with lettering composed of the silhouettes of sex toys.

Specifically, dildos and butt plugs.

Here's a closeup, in which it becomes fairly obvious the flag is covered in various sex toys:

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The error in question is even more embarrassing when listening to the clip, in which CNN producer Lucy Pawle admits that the lettering on the flag was not Arabic but "gobbledygook" and describes wondering why no one else seemed significantly worried about its presence:

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Here's a real ISIS flag:

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Mimicking the Islamic State's logo was probably not the anonymous flag-waver's best idea, given the group's penchant for horrifying acts of terrorism and brutality. But there's only one real threat here, and it's to good taste.

Source: Mic.

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Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon
By Courtney Sherwood
13 July 2015

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A pair of sex toys hang over power lines above a residential street in Portland, Oregon July 13, 2015.
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PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday. A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins. Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend. "You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them," she said. "Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos."

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Man charged with robbing money from woman's vagina
18 July 2015

A man has appeared in court charged with attempting to rob a woman of money from her vagina.

Paul Clint Wells, 38, of Sandford Road, Torquay, appeared at Torquay Magistrates' Court on Monday, June 22. He was charged under section 1(1) of the Criminal Attempts Act 1981 for the offence of attempting to rob a woman of money of a value unknown from her private parts on June 17 in Torquay.

He was not required to enter a plea during his appearance over the alleged bizarre incident.

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Museum unveiling controversial condom portrait of pope early
By Mary Louise Schumacher
July 29, 2015

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"Eggs Benedict" by Shorewood artist Niki Johnson was recently acquired by the Milwaukee Art Museum. A special exhibit of the work will open Thursday in the Calatrava wing of the museum. Eric Baillies

The Milwaukee Art Museum has moved up its public display of the controversial portrait of Pope Benedict XVI fashioned from 17,000 colored condoms, saying thousands of people have asked to see it and encouraging critics to come look at it in person.

A special exhibit of Niki Johnson's "Eggs Benedict" will open Thursday in the Calatrava wing of the museum. The artwork was slated to go on view with the rest of the permanent collection in November, when the museum's main galleries reopen after a renovation.

Many of those who've derided the museum for acquiring the work in recent weeks have never seen the work in person, said Dan Keegan, the museum's director. "The main thing, we realized, is we have to put it out," Keegan said, adding that people ask to see it every day and that he's never seen such interest in a single work of art at MAM.

News of the museum's acquisition has drawn criticism from some Catholics who viewed the work as blasphemous. Some museum members, donors and docents vowed to withdraw support. Milwaukee Archbishop Jerome E. Listecki blasted the decision in a blog post and an email sent to Catholics throughout the region. "The archbishop expressed how sad he is that the museum leadership feels that they must display this piece of art because it is demeaning to a Catholic leader," Julie Wolf, an Archdiocese of Milwaukee spokeswoman, said Wednesday.

Listecki's written piece argued, among other things, about the loss of objective truth and a resulting "radical individualism" that makes essential truths about God, sex and identity relative. More than 14,000 people have also signed a petition calling the artwork "disgusting" and asking the museum not to display it. The petition, launched in early July by conservative Christian advocacy site CitizenGo.org, accused the museum of having a "double standard." It argues the museum "would never dare insult Mohammad or other religious leaders" in the same way.

Museum officials argue that "Eggs Benedict" is a solid — if provocative — work of political art that brings existing global discussions about AIDS and sexual health to the surface. It represents an opportunity for dialogue, said Keegan, who is Catholic. And the "real meaning and power" of the artwork gets lost when the debate gets stuck online, he said. "Something people don't realize is it's very beautifully made, it is incredibly well crafted, it's intelligently thought out and it took her years to make," said Brady Roberts, the museum's chief curator. "There is a lot to this work."

The double-sided work is a large, needlepoint-like portrait in latex. Johnson developed an elaborate system of creating color gradations by folding condoms of various hues inside one another. Not unlike a Pointillist painting or a medieval tapestry, points of color combine to create a likeness of the pope. It is only when you look at the artwork from the back, where it looks like a hooked rug of sorts, that it becomes obvious what it's made from. Still, what it's made from — and not how it's made — is the crux of the issue for some critics.

"What about art featuring national or international popular social reconstructionists in a manner that would depict the opposite of what they represented, such as Gandhi sporting an Uzi, Lincoln in Ku Klux Klan garb or Hitler with a yarmulke reading the Torah, all in the name of art and beauty?" Listecki wrote. "Whose art and whose beauty? I would offer that even if the art museum considered accepting any of the above examples, there would be an extensive public discussion that would take place before any decision would be made."
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The museum will also host a panel discussion at 6:15 p.m. Aug. 20 to discuss the relationship between art and religion and also issues of censorship. Listecki was invited to participate but declined. "We'd add another chair," Keegan said, hoping the archbishop will change his mind.

The panelists are Roberts; Johnson; Jonathan Katz, a curator and professor of visual studies at the University of Buffalo; Jamie Manson, a theologian and columnist with the National Catholic Reporter; and Kali Murray, associate professor of law at Marquette University. None of the panelists strongly oppose the artwork or its exhibition at the museum, though the museum has tried to recruit participants with that point of view, said Vicki Scharfberg, the museum's communications director.

For Johnson, the artwork is a critique of Benedict's controversial comments during a 2009 visit to Africa, when the then-pontiff suggested condoms could exacerbate the spread of AIDS. Many derided his remarks, particularly in Africa, where the majority of the world's AIDS deaths occur. "Eggs Benedict" was first unveiled in 2013 — about a month after Benedict had resigned as pope. News about the piece went viral, often as a news-of-the-weird story. Johnson fielded interviews from around the world and appeared on CNN. Joseph Pabst, a Milwaukee philanthropist and descendant of the Pabst Brewing Co. family, purchased the work and gave it to the museum, where it had to meet the requirements and approval of an acquisitions committee.

The Portrait Society, which first exhibited the work, was poised to sell "Eggs Benedict" to a private collector, but Pabst scooped it up specifically so it could be placed on public view, said gallery owner Debra Brehmer. Pabst has for years supported works and programs at the museum with similar themes, including a display of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in 2010. "Why did I buy it?" Pabst has said. "I did not buy it because I thought it was beautiful. I bought it because I thought it was provocative and I thought it was important. ... This piece has work to do. It has to make people think and have discussions."

The museum will exhibit "Eggs Benedict" through August along with extensive documentation, including an original news story about the former pope's comments, statements subsequently released by the Vatican about sexual ethics and an artist's statement from Johnson. A security guard will be assigned to the work, and visitors will be able to see the front and back of the piece. Admission is required and includes entry to the museum's feature exhibit, "Van Gogh to Pollock." The museum is open from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday, and until 8 p.m. on Thursdays.

Visitors will be allowed to leave comments on a wall of Post-its, a technique the museum used during "30 Americans" in 2013, an exhibit that tackled challenging issues about race and identity. That kind of engagement can be cathartic, Roberts said. "It really makes a work of art live," he said. "It makes the museum a really vital forum."

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Hong Kong bra protest after woman jailed for 'breast assault'
2 August 2015

HONG KONG (AFP) - Dozens of activists including men wearing bras staged a protest in Hong Kong on Sunday after a woman was sentenced to three-and-a-half months' jail for assaulting a police officer with her breast.

Around 100 people gathered for the light-hearted "breast walk" protest outside police headquarters in Wan Chai district, with some holding up bras and others wearing them over their tops. "We better watch out as one day police might accuse us of attacking with our penis or buttock," a topless male activist wearing a black bra told the crowd.

Retired teacher James Hon, 66, wearing a pink bra over his white polo shirt, told AFP: "It's the first time to wear a bra in my entire life." "We have come to this rather odd method to tell the world how ridiculous it is," he said. The crowd chanted "Breasts are not weapons -- give back our breast freedom" and "Shame on police" as a representative handed in a petition letter to a police officer.

Thirty-year-old Ng Lai-ying was sentenced on Thursday for "assaulting a police officer" during a chaotic protest against mainland Chinese cross-border traders in March. The clerk was found guilty of using her chest to bump against the arm of chief inspector Chan Ka-po. She was bailed pending an appeal.

"The ruling is absurd. How can breasts be a weapon? We are angry but we also fear that this precedent exploits women's rights to take part in protests," Ng Cheuk-ling, an activist from Hong Kong Women's Coalition on Equal Opportunities, told AFP. "Police must review their guidelines to handle female protesters," she said.

Ng Lai-ying had previously told the court that she yelled "indecent assault" out of fear immediately after chief inspector Chan's hand landed on her left breast when he failed to grab the strap of her bag, the South China Morning Post reported. But magistrate Michael Chan Pik-kiu said she "used her female identity to trump up the allegation that the officer had molested" her, calling that a malicious act and harming the officer's reputation, the Post reported earlier.

A massive influx of millions of Chinese tourists to Hong Kong prompted protests early this year by residents who say the visitors have driven up shop rents and prices, leading to clashes with police and arrests. Hong Kong opened up to Chinese tourists in 2003 in a bid to revive its economy after an outbreak of the respiratory disease SARS, allowing mainland Chinese to visit as individual travellers rather than as part of an organised tour.

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Building that looks like couple having sex is slammed as 'architecture porn'
4 September 2015
By Jack Williams

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Intimate design: The Domestikator has raised eyebrows with its risque architecture

A building which appears to look like a couple having sex has stunned onlookers with its architecture.

The temporary installation is intended to show the power of humanity over the natural world, and our disrupted relationship with nature. But the building, which doubles as a hotel capsule for VIPs at the annual Ruhrtriennale Festival in Bochum, Germany, has been the butt of jokes.

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Unusual angle: Critics say that it looks like a couple having sex

Named the 'Domestikator' by Atelier Van Lieshout, the creative firm responsible, the installation is part of a bigger series at the festival, The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, on display until September 26. Many visitors have witnessed the structure, which the company claim has received positive responses.

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Before the build: A drawing of the Domestikator

But online commenters have labelled the building pornographic, with Reddit user Bardaf calling it: "Architecture porn at its finest."

Their artistic team began working on the project in 2014, looking for what they describe as "deeper layers beneath the provocative design of the artwork".

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Public viewing: The Domestikator has already been seen by many visitors

The installation will also be on display at the festival - which features theatre, music and arts - in 2016 and 2017. Rookje Meijerink, of Atelier Van Lieshout, said the people of Bochum have warmed to the design, finding it provocative and slightly humorous.

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Rear view: The erection doubles as a hotel capsule for VIP

She said: "The artwork pays tribute to the ingenuity, the sophistication and the capacities of humankind, to the power of organisation, and to the use of this power to dominate, domesticate the natural environment. The response by both professionals, press and the general public has been very positive, the installation has featured in a large number of renowned Dutch and German newspapers, magazines and television stations, and has gathered a lot of attention online."

Source: Mirror UK.

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To Celebrate His 18th Birthday Teen Shows The World His 3 Testicles On Reddit
by Adrian Garcia
24 March 2014

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Reddit user ‘GardenofGandalf’ shared a picture of his three testicles over the weekend after turning 18 years old.

He posted “Just turned 18 and ive been waiting to show reddit what it looks like to have three testicles,” with a link to a photo of his three balls: You may remember back in January, a bisexual man with two penises shared pictures and answered questions from curious Reddit users. As you can imagine, the teen’s reddit post soared to the front page and collected over 35,000 upvotes from curious onlookers.

The teen also took time to answer some questions

fetusy: Has anyone ever fit all three in their mouth at once?
GardenofGandalf: Not Yet;) Well ive never had anyone suck my balls before… Technically I do not know which one is the “extra testicle” It kind of just looks like I have one larger testicle when they are hanging.

Cholozane: Do they get tangled up?
GardenofGandalf: Honestly, kind of yes!

Jesus_faction: Are you extra vulnerable to getting kicked in the nuts?
GardenofGandalf: I guess mathematically i am…

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Man with world's largest penis 'weighs it to prove it's real'
by Caroline Mortimer
Monday, 7 September 2015

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Roberto Esquivel Cabrera weighed it at his home in Mexico. YouTube/TMZ

A man who claims he has the world’s largest penis has reportedly weighed it to prove it is real.

According to TMZ, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera weighed what is believed to be his 18.9 inch member on camera at his home in Saltillo, Mexico, and it came out at 2lbs. Mr Esquivel Cabrera has said he wants the Guinness Book of World Records to recognise it and previously had it x-rayed to prove its veracity. But doctors are reported to have said 13 inches are just excess skin.

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The 52-year-old reportedly said it had caused him to lose jobs and harmed his relationships, meaning he is forced to live alone and forage for food. He told a local news website: “‘Look where it is, it goes far below the knees. I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support. Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.” He added that his penis was also too large for him to kneel in church and pray.

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Growing a penis at 12: the 'Guevedoce' boys of the Dominican Republic
By Dr Michael Mosely
20 September 2015

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I hated going through puberty; voice cracking, swinging moods, older brother laughing at me.

But compared to Johnny, who lives in a small town in the Dominican Republic, I had it easy. We came across Johnny when we were filming for a new BBC2 series, “Countdown to Life”, which looks at the consequences of normal, and abnormal, developments in the womb.

Johnny is known as a “Guevedoce”, which literally means, “penis at twelve”. And the reason he’s called that is because, like 1 in 90 of the boys in the area, he first started to grow a penis when he was going through puberty. Guevedoces are also sometimes called “machihembras” meaning “first a woman, then a man”. When they’re born they look like girls with no testes and what appears to be a vagina. It is only when they near puberty that the penis grows and testicles descend.

Johnny, who is now in his 20s, was once known as Felicita. He was brought up as a girl and remembers going to school in a little red dress. When he was young he would happily play with other little girls, but after the age of seven he started to change. “I did not feel good, I no longer liked to wear a skirt, and I was no longer drawn to play with girls. All I wanted to do is play with toy guns and boys”. When he turned obviously male he was teased at school because”, as he put it, “it is hard to imagine a girl that is now is a boy”.

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Johnny, who was seemingly born as a girl but turned into a boy aged seven

One of the first people to study this unusual condition was Dr Julianne Imperato, a Cornell endocrinologist. She travelled to this remote part of the Dominican Republic in the 1970s because of strange rumours about girls turning into boys. She eventually unraveled the mystery of what is going on and by doing so helped make a surprising medical breakthrough.

At conception we all inherit a set of genes from our parents that will, in time instruct our bodies to make us male or female. But for the first few weeks of our lives human embryos are neither. Instead we have a protrusion called a tubercle. If you’re genetically male the Y chromosome instructs the gonads to become testicles. They also send testosterone to the tubercle, where it is converted into a potent hormone called dihydro-testosterone This transforms the tubercle into a penis. If you’re female and don’t make dihydro-testosterone then your tubercle becomes a clitoris.

When Dr Imperato investigated the Guavadoces she discovered the reason they don’t have male genitalia at birth is because they are deficient in an enzyme called 5-α-reductase, which normally converts testosterone into dihydro-testosterone. So they appear female when they are born, but around puberty, when they get another surge of testosterone, they sprout muscles, testes and a penis. Apart from being slightly undersized everything works and the Guavadoces normally live out their lives as men, albeit with wispy beards and small prostates.

By a quirk of chance Dr Imperato’s research was picked up by the American pharmaceutical giant, Merck. They used her discovery to create a drug called finasteride, which blocks the action of 5-α-reductase. IT is now widely used to treat benign enlargement of the prostate and male pattern baldness. For which, I’m sure, many men are truly grateful.

Since he’s become male Johnny has had a number of short term girlfriends, but he is still looking for the love of his life. “I’d like to get married and have children, a partner who will stand by me through good and bad”, he sighs wistfully.

Source: Telegraph UK.

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Faecal attraction: toilet-themed Russian restaurant appeals to novelty diners
by Shaun Walker in Moscow
Friday, 30 October 2015

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A bowl of mushroom soup at the Crazy Toilet Cafe. Photograph: Shaun Walker for the Guardian

Eating and defecation: two parts of life most people like to keep well segregated. Not so the owners of a new Moscow cafe, where both the interiors and the food are toilet themed.

Crazy Toilet Cafe opened on Friday in the Russian capital, and will allow patrons to eat an array of dishes that can only be described as faecal-inspired, served in toilet-themed crockery. Instead of seats, there are about 50 real toilets for guests to sit on while eating.

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The downstairs dining area at Crazy Toilet Cafe. Photograph: Shaun Walker for the Guardian

Located on Arbat Street, a touristy, pedestrianised thoroughfare lined with portrait artists, buskers and hustlers, the restaurant admits it will probably mainly draw one-time novelty visitors rather than repeat clients. “We think people will walk past, think ‘What on Earth is that?’ and then come in to check it out,” said general manager Inga Yaroslavskaya. “It’s not everywhere you can eat good food from a toilet bowl and drink from a urinal at very reasonable prices.”

The restaurant’s Crazy Lunch menu costs 500 roubles (£5) and features three dubious courses each with a lavatorial theme: a brown and creamy mushroom soup served in a toilet bowl, followed by a swirled sausage served with three piles of steaming mashed potato. If visitors have not lost their appetite by this point, they can finish it off with a bowl of whipped chocolate ice cream.

There is no escaping the toilet theme on the drinks menu either. “We have a great range of hot cocktails served in mini urinals,” said Yaroslavskaya. Even boring old green tea came served in a tiny toilet bowl, in which it took on a disturbing yellowish hue. The walls are decorated with faeces-themed cartoons, but guests who need to use the toilet for real must use one of the three cubicles at the back of the restaurant. The toilet bowls used as restaurant seating have been sealed shut to prevent any over-excitable patrons taking things a bit too far.

It isn’t, however, the first toilet-themed restaurant in the world: there is a whole chain of loo-themed Modern Toilet cafes in Taiwan, but Yaroslavskaya believes Crazy Toilet Cafe is the first in Europe.

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Sausage and mash, part of the Crazy Lunch menu. Photograph: Shaun Walker for the Guardian

The cafe’s owner is Alexander Donskoi, formerly mayor of the northern Russian city of Arkhangelsk. After announcing a rather implausible presidential run in 2007, he was promptly arrested and given a three-year suspended sentence. After spending eight months in jail, he was released and opened the G-spot sex museum in Moscow. Now, he has moved on from sex to toilets. Asked whether the cafe was aimed at genuine coprophiliacs as well as those with merely a morbid curiosity, Yaroslavskaya said the doors are open to all who behave in a civilised manner. “It’s hard to identify them just by looking at them, so of course they are welcome if they behave normally. We opened a strange restaurant, so it’s natural that some strange people might want to come.”

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Scrote-n-tote gives consumers X-rated fashion accessory
By Marilyn Malara
November 3, 2015

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The creator of the Scrote'n'Tote has gone public with his intentions to mass produce the graphic backpack. Photo by Daniel Bitton/IndieGogo

MONTREAL (UPI) -- The creator of Scrote-n-Tote, a company keen to produce lifelike scrotum backpacks, has launched a crowdfunding campaign to help fund mass production.

After a photo of Canadian businessman Daniel Bitton wearing his own scrotal backpack, designed by friend and prosthetic makeup artist C.J. Goldman, went viral last year, Bitton took it upon himself to gather a team and begin mass producing the product.

"I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks," Britton wrote in the IndieGoGo campaign introduction.

Bitton's team aims to raise $33,000 for what he says will cover the production of the backpacks including "the mold for the skin textured part of the bag, which is the biggest pre-production expense." The funds will also cover product testing and facility costs.

The original scrotum backpack from Bitton's photo costs almost $1000 and "is too heavy and delicate to be used as a proper backpack," he said. A new, more consumer-friendly method of production will be developed in order to bring the backpacks to the masses for $120 a unit.

"Our mission statement [is] to 'Make that money," Bitton joked. "And to pay for law school."

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Woman aged 91 suffocated during sex game with married neighbour, 49
7 December 2015
By Ed Malyon, Gerard Couzens

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A 91-year-old woman is believed to have suffocated during a sex game with a 49-year-old neighbour.

The OAP was found on her bed naked from her waist down next to a sex toy in Aveiro, 50 miles south of Porto, Portugal. A married dad-of-two living next door has been arrested after DNA analysis of semen recovered from the scene. He was released on bail after going before a judge who was told autopsy results showed she died from asphyxia thought to have taken place during a sex game that spiralled out of control.

The death is believed to be the result of a tragic accident, Portuguese newspaper Jornal de Noticias reported. The extensive genital injuries appear to have been caused by the object found near the body.

The neighbour who found her Ana Martins, said: "She was lying in the bed, naked from the waist down and with a vibrator. I noticed only two small bruises on her face, but there was blood on the sheets and a picture of her husband resting on her chest." The victim, who was a widow of a sailor, was "very active" and "liked to make jokes with men" added Ms Martins.

Another neighbour described the woman, who lived alone, as being “very active” despite her age and said the man often went round her house to do odd jobs. Police say there was no sign of a forced entry and nothing had been taken from the house.

Source: Mirror UK.

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People Are Having Sex On Hoverboards
by Diana Tourjee
December 21, 2015

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This holiday season, gift your loved one what's sure to be 2016's hottest sex toy.

A man is pumping into the woman wrapped around his waist as he effortlessly hovers across the room, like a god. She bounces up and down, moaning, while he glides in circles. This is oneof the recent hoverboard sex videos that emerged across the web this winter. (Links to videos are NSFW.) In another, a woman squats on a hoverboard, floating in slow motion towards an erect penis that eventually glides easily into her mouth. Another scenein the same video depicts a woman bouncing back and forth against her mate with her butt raised. Even though hoverboards didn't exist until 2015, they are effortlessly integrated in each of these hoversex videos, as if we've always been doing it this way.

Hoverboards are a top holiday gift this year. Of course, the kind we've ended up with are a far cry from those we pictured in science fiction. Lexus built an "actual" hoverboard that floats, but it's really just a magnet, totally dependent upon special arenas to function. Brands like Segue and Sharper Image have created consumer-friendly crafts on wheels—they don't actually hover at all. However, regardless, nevertheless: Each model is it's adept at smooth, repetitive motion.

From spacecraft floating over desert landscape in the original Star Wars trilogy to Marty McFly's sick tricks in Back to the Future, mankind has long fantasized about hovering. Technological advancement is a trademark of our evolutionary strides, but as our brains have bulged so too has our sexual creativity. It was only a matter of time before our latest gadget would become part of our sex lives. But does the hoverboard appeal to all, and what does it take to master the level of grace necessary to mate with it?

Julie is in her mid-20s. She's never had sex on a hoverboard, but she's been on one before. Several were sent to the office where she works, and she's not impressed. "I like them in theory, but people go batshit crazy about them, and let's be honest, they're just kind of slightly upgraded skateboards." The hoverboard isn't particularly easy to maneuver, Julie explains. "They were super hard for me, but I'm not the most coordinated person out there."

Drew, a straight man also in his mid-20s, disagrees. "If someone has played sports or even video games as a child, then they possess the coordination to successfully ride a hoverboard and become freakishly good at it after like, 20 minutes," he says. For uncoordinated people like Julie, he thinks that freakish mastery is still possible, but may take an hour.

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People are learning quickly. There's a man in Julie's office who she claims can do anything on a hoverboard. "I've seen him move couches, change lightbulbs. There is literally nothing Scott can't do on a hoverboard. So he is the limit."

Though sex is something she hasn't considered; if hoverboards are playing a role in the sex lives of other Americans, Julie doesn't understand why. "There is literally nothing sexy about a hoverboard. They're about as sexy as a boomerang."

Drew agrees that hoverboards, in and of themselves, are not hot. "I can't imagine anything sexy or even sexual about a hoverboard," he says. "The only way I could see them being interpreted as 'sexy' is in that sense of, 'Well I bought an expensive thing, so maybe you, stranger, might want to fuck me?'" It's possible that the sex appeal so many Americans find in hoverboards is akin to what makes a red convertible hot to some lusty car fans. "But hoverboards aren't even that expensive! They're like the Ed Hardy of shit you can put beneath your feet," Drew says.

Still, Drew accepts that there's an allure to hoversex, something about them he wants in the bedroom. "I have put a lot of thought into this," he explains, "and I have asked my girlfriend at least three times if she'd be down to fuck while I was on my hoverboard. Every time I ask she thinks I'm joking, and I am, but it's in one of those Nelly 'unless you gon' do it type of jokes."

Julie can't see it working. "Sex with a hoverboard? Can you even imagine? You'd have to have amazing abs to have that kind of balance and control." When asked about the configuration of hypothetical hoversex, Julie—who was unaware of the hoversex craze already brewing on certain porn sites—replied that if one were to attempt hoversex, the hoverboard rider would be on top.

To Drew, functional hoversex is less about your role and more about ensuring that at least one party is stationary, anchored down so that the hoverboarder can glide about to and fro. "I would assume it would be pretty easy as long as whoever was in the 'top' position was doing most of the movement," he says. Apparently it's practically impossible to stay still on top of a hoverboard. Drew lists various positions that may work, conjuring up his own millennial, hoverboardian Kama Sutra. "Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard," he explains. Alternatively, one partner could lay down while the hoverboarder penetrates them from behind. "If it was a M-F sex situation and the woman wanted to ride the hoverboard, the guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way."

The contention for and against sex on hoverboards is more heated than ever before. If hoverboards don't maintain the appeal and intrigue they're floating on today, this may be their climax. Julie is not impressed. "It's not enough like hovering for my taste," she says. "You're just rolling, to be honest. False advertising, people." If hoverboards don't advance, they may fade into obscurity, like any other fad. "Hoverboards are kind of like the 2015 selfie-stick. Pretty soon they'll be thrown out in the trash."

Whether hoverboards are a fad, or here to stay, hoversex is changing the world. Drew says that this phenomenon—and hoverboards in general—are complex. He maps out the interplay between gender and sex. To him, riding a hoverboard is a feminist act, something all men ought to be required to do in order to better understand what it means to be a woman. "There is no better way to force a man to understand the crushing weight of the patriarchy than by putting them on the hoverboard," he says, explaining how the same tools we use to attract sex relate to the roles and stereotypes that limit us. "When an adult man rides a hoverboard in public, they open themselves to getting catcalled, accosted, insulted, cajoled, heckled, threatened, and generally giving the world an opportunity to feel like they can say or do whatever they want. This is what it is like living under the crushing weight of the patriarchy all of the time."

Source: Vice.

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Nudists rescue sinking yacht at start of Sydney-Hobart race
By Harriet Alexander
26 December 2015

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Some of the fleet make it to open water after the start of the annual Sydney Hobart yacht race in Sydney, Australia, Saturday, Dec. 26, 2015. Photo: AP
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A group of struggling sailors in Sydney were given a surprising rescue when they found themselves being hauled to shore by a nudists.

A small wooden boat had sailed out to watch the start of the annual Sydney to Hobart race, which sees 100 vessels set out on Boxing Day every year. Michael Clarke, the recently-retired Australian cricket captain, was one of a handful of celebrities taking part in the 628 nautical mile race, which drew 600,000 to the Harbour to watch the start.

But as spectators were walking back along the coast, they saw a boat get in to trouble near Lady Bay Beach – a popular site for nudists. "The boat came angling into the shore, which was a bit weird,” said Chris Pearce, a photographer with Getty agency. I thought maybe they were dropping someone off, but then a guy with a kid started screaming at the people on the shore, saying expletives, 'come help, come help'. You could see a fair bit of water on the boat." Mr Pearce said that a crowd of people swimming in the sea came to their rescue, in waters around three feet deep.

After the woman and child were rescued from the boat, those left on board started to see the funny side of the situation. Photographs of the rescue show at least one man on board grinning as nude men surrounded the boat, ready to lend a hand.

The spectacle, which lasted for around five minutes, was watched by hundreds. "Everyone basically just stopped and watched and looked as this happened," said Mr Pearce. "When they were walking past everyone thought it was funny, because it was a nudist beach, and then this happened."

The celebrated race was founded in 1945. Initially it was planned to be a Boxing Day cruise, but when a visiting British Royal Navy Officer, Captain John Illingworth, suggested it be made a race, the event was born.

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Supermaxi yacht Wild Oats XI competes in the Sydney to Hobart yacht race in Sydney on Boxing Day Photo: AFP/Getty/Rolex

For eight of the past ten years, the race has been won by Wild Oats, which in 2012 set the record for the fastest crossing – one day, 18 hours, 23 minutes and 12 seconds. But on Saturday, in news which shocked Australia’s sailing community, Wild Oats was forced to turn back to Sydney, suffering from a torn mainsail. Supermaxi Comanche – leading the race – had also decided to retire from the race not long after with a broken rudder and damaged daggerboard. More yachts were expected to be forced back overnight in the wake of the strong gusts.

Source: Telegraph UK.

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